Between a Heart and a Rock Place_ A Memoir Part 1

Between a Heart and a Rock Place.

A Memoir.

by Pat Benatar with Patsi Bale c.o.x

PROLOGUE.

1979.

I KNEW THE SOUND KNEW THE SOUND wasn't right. wasn't right.

As I sat there, listening to the playback from my first-ever recording session, I knew that something was off. It wasn't that the speakers were bad or the mics were low. It wasn't that my voice sounded wrong or the drummer was off the beat. It was more subtle than all that, but also much worse-not something that could be fixed by a simple equipment change. The problem was that I sounded like Julie Andrews trying to sing rock.

Part of the issue was that the musicians whom the producers had hired were very precise players. Everything sounded perfect-so perfect it was bland. It wasn't working. It wasn't rock and roll. I knew it, the producers knew it, and the record company knew it. But still everyone kept shoving me in the same direction.

For my first record deal, I'd signed with a label called Chrysalis Records. I'd been knocking on doors in New York for a couple of years when Chrysalis offered me a deal. My manager, Rick Newman, was a comedy club owner with no music experience. He'd discovered me while I was performing at Catch a Rising Star, a club in New York, and he believed in me enough to take on management duties. Early on, what he lacked in music knowledge, he made up for in pa.s.sion, and he'd been fantastic in presenting me to labels. His enthusiasm was infectious. But though he was my biggest cheerleader and the greatest guy, he had to rely heavily on our attorneys, business manager, and the record label for advice. Chrysalis had signed a chick singer, and a chick singer was what they expected me to remain. The result was the all-too-perfect sound of my first session.

I didn't set out to be a solo artist. My dream was to be the singer in a rockin' band, like Robert Plant was to Led Zeppelin or Lou Gramm to Foreigner. I wanted a partners.h.i.+p, like Mick Jagger and Keith Richards had-an unrelenting back-and-forth between talented musicians. The sound I heard in my head was raucous, with hard-driving guitars speeding everything forward. I was a cla.s.sically trained singer with a great deal of musical knowledge, but I had no idea how to make that visceral, intense sound happen. I had to evolve, but I didn't know how to make that evolution happen. And apparently, my record label didn't either.

It wouldn't be enough just to have a backing band who could play it looser. Deep down I knew that I needed a partner, somebody who understood where I wanted to take my music. Somebody to help me get there and be an equal and integral part of the band, a partner in every step we took. Somebody whom I wouldn't have to sit around and try desperately to explain my sound to, but who would just hear my voice and instinctively know. Make no mistake: I was looking for a music partner, not not a boyfriend. I was separated from my first husband but still legally married. I'm far too traditional to have shrugged that detail off. The truth is, I didn't want any man in my life right then, except for a musical partner. a boyfriend. I was separated from my first husband but still legally married. I'm far too traditional to have shrugged that detail off. The truth is, I didn't want any man in my life right then, except for a musical partner.

For its part, Chrysalis had no interest in bringing some dude into the act, except as a backup musician. At first, I didn't know how to react to the record executives, so I listened to them, and for a while, I followed along. I'm opinionated and strong, but not really confrontational. I don't pick fights with people unless they're necessary. When you're young, you tend to let people run your show, especially when those people have been successfully running a lot of other people's shows. But even as they kept pus.h.i.+ng me to fall in line, I knew their way was wrong.

Thankfully, I trusted my instincts. That's probably the single most important thing anyone can know: trust your gut trust your gut. It's especially important for young people because there are always going to be older folks hanging around explaining why they know best. I was young and inexperienced when I started out in music, and there were times I bought into the other people's I know best I know best routine. And when I went against my gut, the decisions turned out to be wrong every time. Somewhere deep inside, you know which is the right path and which is the wrong one. The problem is that so many times we start doubting ourselves, questioning, second-guessing. My advice? Get over it. Remember that this is your career, and you don't get too many shots. If you go with what you believe, you will almost always be a step ahead of the game. routine. And when I went against my gut, the decisions turned out to be wrong every time. Somewhere deep inside, you know which is the right path and which is the wrong one. The problem is that so many times we start doubting ourselves, questioning, second-guessing. My advice? Get over it. Remember that this is your career, and you don't get too many shots. If you go with what you believe, you will almost always be a step ahead of the game.

Now, if you do not not believe your gut is trustworthy, then find some people whose intuition you do trust. Surround yourself with a few people who inspire confidence and run your ideas past them. As irritating as it was to have conflict with my label, I not only trusted my gut, but I had a few people around me who did as well. believe your gut is trustworthy, then find some people whose intuition you do trust. Surround yourself with a few people who inspire confidence and run your ideas past them. As irritating as it was to have conflict with my label, I not only trusted my gut, but I had a few people around me who did as well.

Not being a music man, Rick may not have completely understood my thinking, but he knew that I wasn't going to back down. One fellow at Chrysalis Records understood what I wanted and why-my A&R man, Jeff "Buzzard" Aldridge. A&R stands for "artists and repertoire," and those are the staff members who deal directly with the artists and their music. The A&R guy is your guy. Everyone else is the record company's guy. Buzzard was our day-to-day person, the one I usually dealt with and the one I trusted.

The only problem with A&R representatives is that they are not usually the decision makers. They are not the people who will be marketing and selling your music or setting your promotion budget. Those are the suits, and they could make or break careers, including mine. And musically, those guys weren't getting it.

Luckily, after those first misdirected recording sessions, Buzzard convinced the suits to bring in one of the top producers in the business, Mike Chapman. He'd been working with Blondie at the time and didn't even think he'd be able to produce a whole record. Still, he'd work on a couple tracks with us. I'd heard talk that Chapman was difficult, something of a Svengali, because he was very controlling, but his success working with Blondie had Chrysalis foaming at the mouth. Though not a musician himself, Chapman was a very instinctual producer. He wasn't necessarily going to find the sound himself, but he might be able to connect me to people who could.

Initially Chapman was the only person who understood what I was going for, and he navigated a way to get it accomplished. He listened to me explain what I wanted, and started looking around for somebody who fit the picture. I could hear the guitar I wanted, the one that would bring alive what was only in my mind at that point. I'd been trying to come up with a partner and a sound for months, to no avail. My frustrations were rising on a daily-maybe hourly-basis. But I knew that Chapman was talented and smart. I want people who work with me to either be smarter than me or be willing and able to work harder than I do. (That's critical, because I am a working dog.) Chrysalis set up a time to audition some players at SIR rehearsal hall on Thirty-seventh Street in Manhattan. After they got the initial lineup booked, Chapman had another thought, a twenty-two-year-old kid who had been touring with Rick Derringer.

"I think this is the one, Pat. His name is Neil Giraldo. He's perfect-just what you've been looking for."

"Okay, bring him in to audition."

"Well, I didn't tell him he's coming to an audition as such. I just told him to stop by so you could meet him. He's a genius, Pat."

That certainly grabbed my attention. "Genius" wasn't a word that Chapman used often. Chapman wasn't going to be at the audition, but Buzzard made the arrangements for Neil to meet with us. And so as the time went by that day, I got more interested in meeting this genius. Then I was told that Buzzard had arrived with the guitar player.

"Oh, cool," I said, nonchalantly.

I was talking to Rick Newman, with my back to the door, and didn't turn around immediately. When I did, Buzzard was talking to this guy Neil. He stood there looking like Adonis, hair to his shoulders, the most drop-dead gorgeous man I had ever seen in my life. Somewhere in the distance the "Hallelujah" chorus was playing. Luckily he didn't look at me in that moment, because I froze in my tracks. Something shot through my entire being. Every nerve ending in my body lit up like the Fourth of July, and every hormone in my body went insane. I felt like someone had hit me in the face with a two-by-four.

I thought, Girl, you have just seen the father of your children Girl, you have just seen the father of your children. (Did I mention that I was not not looking for a boyfriend?) looking for a boyfriend?) When Neil finally turned around, I honestly felt like time slowed down. It's corny. It's a cliche. But that's exactly how I felt, like he was walking toward me in slow motion.

"Hi, I'm Neil Giraldo."

At that point I finally noticed that he didn't have a guitar. Here was a musician who was looking for a new gig until Rick Derringer went back out on tour, and though he wasn't auditioning, he hadn't even brought his instrument along. That endeared him to me all the more. I gave him the snappiest greeting I could think of: "Hi."

I couldn't say anything else, so finally Neil sat down at the piano.

"What's the h.e.l.l is the matter with you, Pat?" Newman asked. "You barely spoke to this guy."

I shrugged. My brain was going gong, gong, gong! gong, gong, gong!

I finally whispered. "Newman, I don't care if this guy can't play a note. We'll get him lessons. He's in the band."

Newman looked a little sick.

When the gonging quieted down enough for me to hear the piano, I snapped out of it, then felt a bit let down. My hormones might have been roaring, but I am, after all, a Capricorn, and capable of getting down to business. As much as I wanted this to be perfect, the piano wasn't getting to me. He played brilliantly, but I just couldn't feel it. Was it possible that this guy was the love of my life but not the music partner I wanted? What a drag What a drag. He finished playing the piece, and then he turned to the group of guys waiting to audition.

"Man, could I borrow your guitar?"

One of the musicians handed him a guitar. He turned around, leaned over, and fastened the strap. Then he turned back, fiddling with the tuning, his hair still down over his face. I wish I had that moment on film. When he hit the first chord, I nearly fell to my knees. It was amazing-the very thing I'd had in my head and never once heard anybody play. His playing was so pa.s.sionate, so intense. Of course he had the gig.

CHAPTER ONE.

THE LITTLE ANDRZEJEWSKI GIRL WHO COULD SING.

I WAS NEVER JUST WAS NEVER JUST a girl's girl. I grew up wanting to do boy things. Nail polish and baby dolls weren't enough for me. I wanted to be making a fort or climbing a tree. Boys seemed to have all the fun. They got to use a hammer and nails. They got to sneak into abandoned houses and go exploring. They were out riding in go-karts. All that was right up my alley. a girl's girl. I grew up wanting to do boy things. Nail polish and baby dolls weren't enough for me. I wanted to be making a fort or climbing a tree. Boys seemed to have all the fun. They got to use a hammer and nails. They got to sneak into abandoned houses and go exploring. They were out riding in go-karts. All that was right up my alley.

And the boys I hung around made me tough. At first they were merciless-they never cut me any slack. You want to be on the baseball team? Use this thin mitt that hurts your hands so badly you have to bite your cheek not to cry. You want to hang out in our clubhouse? Get ready to have earthworms squished onto your bare legs. It was trial by fire, but in the end, I wouldn't have been caught dead crying over a skinned knee. All this made me fierce, and soon they realized that I was "okay for a girl," which was just fine with me, because I had a plan. I just needed them to let me in, which, of course, they did.

My plan was this: I also loved being a girl. Loved it. There wasn't enough makeup on the planet for me to play with and I lived in the pages of fas.h.i.+on magazines. But I was absolutely boy-crazy, and that's where my plan came in. I wouldn't be a typical tomboy; I would push the envelope in my neighborhood and bridge the gap between "girl stuff" and "boy stuff." I didn't want to be a boy, I wanted to be a girl who could do everything boys could. I thought the whole thing out: If I played boy-type games and did boy-type things, I could run around with the boys plus have all the fun they did. I got to both be them and be near them. It was the best of all possible worlds.

And that particular world started out in Greenpoint, Brooklyn-an ethnic area first populated by the Germans and Irish in the mid-nineteenth century, followed by the Poles and Italians some years later. Greenpoint was a culturally diverse neighborhood where everything from the foods to the traditions changed from block to block. You could guess the ethnicity of a street by the smells coming out of the kitchen windows. But even though their histories were wide-ranging, the people were close.

We were the Andrzejewski family, and we lived on the Polish block. Ethnically, we were a mixed family. Andrew, my father, was Polish and his family was new to America. Mom, Mildred, was Irish and Dutch with some Native American added in. I always used to say that my mother's ancestors came over on the Mayflower. Mayflower. They didn't really, but they had been in America for many generations when I was born in 1953. The Van Kuykendall and Douwes families had come from Holland to America in 1645. They didn't really, but they had been in America for many generations when I was born in 1953. The Van Kuykendall and Douwes families had come from Holland to America in 1645.

When I was two years old, the family moved from Brooklyn to North Hamilton Avenue in Lindenhurst, on the South Sh.o.r.e of Long Island. We were not alone in this exodus from the city; quite a large group on the Polish side of the family moved to Long Island, including my father's sister as well as many cousins on my mother's side. It represented a different way of life-away from the concrete and toward the water. In Brooklyn, people lived in brownstones with everyone literally and figuratively close. That proximity to everyone you loved was terrific, but my parents wanted a "better" life for their family, a fresh start away from the immigrant neighborhoods. Out on the Island, we had s.p.a.ce. We had real yards where you could hold barbecues and family reunions. Our house even had an aboveground pool, a luxury by anyone's standards.

Looking back on it now, life in Lindenhurst was like an episode of Happy Days, Happy Days, complete with white picket fences and picturesque churches, but it was very much a blue-collar town full of factory workers, carpenters, and fishermen. I think the only "professional" I knew was the dentist. He was also the man who owned one of the only three Mercedes I saw until I was out of high school. There was nothing fancy or pretentious about Lindenhurst. It was the kind of place where you could play outside after dark and go berry picking when you weren't clamming. complete with white picket fences and picturesque churches, but it was very much a blue-collar town full of factory workers, carpenters, and fishermen. I think the only "professional" I knew was the dentist. He was also the man who owned one of the only three Mercedes I saw until I was out of high school. There was nothing fancy or pretentious about Lindenhurst. It was the kind of place where you could play outside after dark and go berry picking when you weren't clamming.

We went to the beach a lot, although it wasn't as romantic as you might think. This wasn't a beach like you'd find in Florida or California. Lindenhurst was a fis.h.i.+ng town, and our local beach was affectionately nicknamed Crud Beach. Located on the South Bay, our waters were dark, with a reedy, sandy floor. They were also very shallow. You could practically walk across the bay. All of us kids hung out there until we were old enough that our parents allowed us to go to the "real" beaches on the Atlantic. Most of my friends' fathers were fishermen, so we had great access to boats-not the smart speedboats, but clam boats.

The clam boats were fis.h.i.+ng vessels, flat, with a little steering house. We'd pile on and hold on for dear life; if we got hungry, we'd stop and dig up some fresh clams out of the bay. When we got older, we'd sneak out some beer, and, well, that was a perfect afternoon. Boats were like cars where I grew up, and of course, my parents never wanted me out on anyone's boat. But that never stopped me. One time, I went out on one of my friends' father's clam boat, and we were horsing around with another boat and managed to ram them into each other. We ended up losing power and needing a tow in from the Coast Guard. I was four hours late for dinner, and my parents thought I was dead. When I got home, believe me, I wished I was.

Our home on North Hamilton Avenue was a little twenty-four-by-twenty-four-foot Cape Cod, with four rooms on the main floor: a living room, kitchen, and two tiny bedrooms. The second floor was actually an attic with a pitched roof. There, we had two more tiny and much-needed bedrooms. My parents were in one of the bedrooms on the main floor, and my brother, Andy, and I shared the other. My grandmother May Prey Knapp, whom we called Nana, and her children-my mother's younger sister, Ruthie, and her younger brother, William Jr.-lived on the top floor. It was a full house to say the least.

My parents had not been planning on having us all under one roof, but shortly after we moved out to Long Island, my mother's father died. At the time, my grandmother was a young housewife in her forties, with no job skills. In the wake of his pa.s.sing, there was no question that she, along with Ruthie and William Jr., would move in with us on Long Island. That was when families stayed together during difficult times, and my parents were not about to leave my mom's family in Brooklyn to fend for themselves.

Before my grandfather's death, my parents' plan for their new life on Long Island had been for my mother to stay home with me and my newly born baby brother. That vision of Long Island life was dashed once my parents had three new mouths to feed. There was no way that my father could support everyone on his own, so my mom went to work, something that terrified me at the time. I wasn't ready for her to leave me. Without her around all the time, I was forced to create a sense of independence, an emotional armor that helped me protect myself. For her part, my mom wasn't ready to leave either. Even though she knew that she'd done the right thing by taking her family in, she felt robbed of her chance to be the stay-at-home mom she'd always envisioned.

Both my parents worked in factories, Dad as a steelworker, Mom at an electronics company. I wasn't a latchkey kid, but I became self-reliant early on. My grandmother May was also there to help, keeping house, cooking the meals, caring for me and my younger brother, but I never felt she was the adult in charge. My parents were still the parents, and she was my grandmother, a different kind of adult. She had a great sense of humor-she was a "cutup," as they used to say, the kind of woman who'd get down on the floor and play with my brother and me-but she was also really strict. She'd wash your mouth out with soap in a heartbeat. You'd say one wrong word and she'd grab that soap and clamp you between her knees. Suddenly, that soap was in your mouth and you were spitting bubbles, wis.h.i.+ng you'd kept quiet in the first place.

Though she may not have always been parental, my grandmother was definitely a hard worker. We had one of those old-style wringer washers, where you can smell the soap and see the steam rising out of it. She was constantly pulling hot sheets through that wringer, her muscled arms toned and looking more like a longsh.o.r.eman's than a grandmother's. Along with my mother, my grandmother also took care of the yard work and daily house maintenance. I don't believe I ever saw my father with a screwdriver in his hand. He did backbreaking manual labor all day at work, and he was not climbing a ladder or mowing the gra.s.s when he got home. So that was left to the females, mainly my mother and grandmother.

I suppose some people would question having your mother-in-law living in your home, but I think my father really appreciated it. The man was a saint, one of the most easygoing people I've ever known. And he adored my mother; as long as she was happy, he'd make any sacrifice. Besides, Nana was easy to have around. You'd never think of her as one of those cartoonish meddling mothers-in-law. She was too busy was.h.i.+ng, ironing, and doing yard work.

Living in the attic with my grandmother were my aunt Ruthie and uncle Billy. When we moved to Lindenhurst, Ruthie had graduated high school and was working, but she drove my mom crazy. She was a wild one. Boys were coming by in cars, honking their horns. Ruthie would run out to meet them wearing her pointy stuffed bras and tight sweaters, a little scarf tied around her neck, and bright red lipstick. Ruthie had a boyfriend named Bill whom I just loved. He was handsome and drove a big blue convertible. He'd pull up in front of the house and we'd hear honk, honk, honk honk, honk, honk. And out she'd run waving a cigarette. I remember a few times when Ruthie came home late and my mom was so mad that she backed Ruthie up against the wall and grabbed her by that neck scarf.

"You better straighten up, Ruthie Knapp! Coming home in this shape."

I'm not exactly sure what what she had been doing, but whatever it was didn't sit well with my mother. My grandmother didn't have any idea what to do with Ruthie. Ruthie was a force of nature. she had been doing, but whatever it was didn't sit well with my mother. My grandmother didn't have any idea what to do with Ruthie. Ruthie was a force of nature.

When I was about six years old, Ruthie got married, and the couple moved into the bas.e.m.e.nt of our house. Unfortunately, she did not marry my hero, Bill with the blue convertible. The guy she married was an idiot who drank too much. Now instead of just one rebellious teenage girl causing trouble, we had an angry, abusive drunk living in the bas.e.m.e.nt. You could hear him downstairs raising h.e.l.l at Ruthie at all hours. It was like an asylum.

One day it all came to a head. After we'd heard them fighting for a while, there was a great commotion, and they ran up the stairs. Ruthie burst out of the bas.e.m.e.nt door and ran across the room toward the front door. Her husband came right up after her waving a butcher knife and looking like a madman. My mom, who had been standing in the kitchen, swung into action. She grabbed an iron skillet and cracked him over the head.

"That's it! You get out of my house right now!"

I have not seen my mother as angry before or since. I don't think I fully appreciated it in the heat of the moment, but that took b.a.l.l.s-taking a frying pan after a drunken man with a knife. Not exactly every one's first instinct, yet that's the kind of woman that my mother was.

My reaction to the whole thing was shock. I was stunned that people would chase each other around with knives and speechless that my mother could be pushed into fits of temper. Ruthie and her husband moved out, but eventually she came to her senses and got a divorce. She remarried, this time to a darling man named Ralph, with whom she began a fine family and turned over a new leaf.

If Ruthie was Mom's outrageous sibling, her younger brother, Billy, was the quiet one. Uncle Billy was sixteen when we all moved in together, and I had a mad childhood crush on him. I thought he was my personal Prince Charming. He'd sit at the kitchen table doing his homework and looking so handsome, and I'd swoon. When his girlfriend, Marilyn (who's now my dear aunt Marilyn), would come over, I'd be sure to sit between them or on Billy's lap to make sure she understood who the alpha female was in this relations.h.i.+p. At four, I was absolutely convinced that he was going to marry me and I couldn't understand why she was wasting her time there.

My little brother, Andy, was also a sweetheart-gentle and funny, but tall and overweight as a child, as chunky as I was skinny. He was teased mercilessly as a kid too, and it upset me to see it hurt him so deeply. Being something of a target contributed to a general sense of worry that seemed to follow Andy everywhere, exacerbating a natural tendency he inherited from my mother.

Mom was the biggest nervous Nellie I ever saw. It's no wonder that Andy was so often afraid, because Mom found danger at every turn. She worried that my father would be in a terrible accident at work or on the road home. If my father was twenty minutes late getting home, she was on the phone to the police. She was sure that one of us kids would walk across the street and get hit by a car. She lived in fear that someone would kidnap us. If she was with us at a park or playground she was sure we were going to get hurt on the equipment.

She was right to worry about Andy. My little brother got hurt so much when he was a kid that I called him Frankenstein-he'd been sewn back together that much. I worried about him incessantly and felt incredibly responsible for him. In my mind, with my mother working, accountability fell to me. He was my little brother, my duty. Sometimes it was the school that had to make the call to Mom's work. "Mrs. Andrzejewski, this is Daniel Street Elementary. Can you come get Andy?"

It was worse if he got hurt at home. Then Nana had to make the call, and she made everything into an apocalyptic event.

"Mildred, you better get home. I think Andy might need to go to the emergency room."

Hysterics!

"Is he bleeding? Is anything broken?"

I was terrified every time it happened, not so much because of Andy but because of my mother's reaction. In my head, everything was on me, as though I was the adult when Mom was gone. Whether it was real or imagined, that left me, an eight-year-old, to handle things. Of course, I was totally overwhelmed and ill equipped to deal with such circ.u.mstances, yet even at that age I thought of myself as the one in charge. My grandmother was a sweet, kind woman, but not someone you could rely on to take charge of a situation. My parents' lives were overloaded with work, and though they sacrificed so much for us, they, through no fault of their own, couldn't be there for us all the time. My dad worked constantly, and loving as he was, he was perpetually exhausted. When he came home the only thing he wanted to do was sit down, watch the ball game, eat dinner, and relax. My mom wanted to be there for us, but the practical realities of her job made that difficult.

Sometimes I think that's what caused Mom to overreact to things. Because she couldn't pay attention to every detail of our lives, when something did happen, it was both shocking and expected. She became fatalistic about every bad thing imaginable. Some horrible evil lurked right outside the door, and it was waiting for us. It drove me nuts. But her fears had an effect on me just like they did on Andy. I grew up watchful, scared that somebody might might try to grab me off the streets. In my pursuit of independence I became guarded-ready for anything. I tended to arm myself with a stick or something, try to grab me off the streets. In my pursuit of independence I became guarded-ready for anything. I tended to arm myself with a stick or something, just in case just in case. Of course, my mother hated that, too.

"You're gonna put your eye out!"

I tried to stay away from the house as much as possible. I knew there was a peaceful world out there with adventures that were exciting without being fatal.

THE CONVERSATION USUALLY STARTS this way: I'll meet someone who asks me how I seem so grounded, so normal. Maybe they'll tell me about an encounter they had with a rock star who acted like a complete a.s.shole. The truth is that the way I am now is the way I've always been. People who get rich and act like idiots were always that way-only now they have money. this way: I'll meet someone who asks me how I seem so grounded, so normal. Maybe they'll tell me about an encounter they had with a rock star who acted like a complete a.s.shole. The truth is that the way I am now is the way I've always been. People who get rich and act like idiots were always that way-only now they have money.

I've always described myself as a very common person. I grew up without a lot of angst or internalized problems. I didn't sneak out after dark to raise h.e.l.l and cause my parents any sleepless nights. No drinking. No drugging. You will never see my name in some scandal sheet. It's just not gonna happen. I've never done anything in my life that would excite a tabloid reporter. In fact, if you knew me now you'd never take me for a rock star. I'd be the mom driving her daughter to high school, the one who shops for her own groceries and carries them inside when she gets home, too. As Julia Roberts once said, "I'm just an ordinary person with an extraordinary job."

After thirty seconds of talking to me, people will sense all that, and they'll ask me how I've been able to stay myself.

"You are who you are" is the only response I have for them. I know who I am. And I understand just what a stretch it was for me to end up where I did.

Moving out to Long Island was considered moving on up, but despite our idea of upward mobility, we were in far worse shape financially in the years after our move. Even two incomes couldn't make up for the added expense of having Ruthie, my uncle, my grandmother, my brother, and me all under the same roof. Consequently, we were always broke. n.o.body talked about it, and my parents certainly didn't resent Nana and her two younger children. But the situation left us poor, and my mom and dad were perpetually worried. You could see it on their faces and hear it in my mother's stifled sobs when it came time to pay bills.

Every month like clockwork, I'd stand in the doorway, peer into our dimly lit kitchen, and watch as my mother sat at the table with a pile of envelopes, a pad of paper, and a pen in front of her. She'd make notes and scribble down numbers. She'd keep a handkerchief on the table and use it to wipe the tears from her eyes. If she knew I was watching her, she didn't acknowledge it, and neither did I. I never said a word, just backed away and went to bed.

Going to the grocery store with Mom was awful, because her choices always involved penny-saving decisions. She never bought anything extra, no backups, no luxuries-we were always on a strict budget. We never bought more than two rolls of toilet paper at a time. Not three, never never four. Just two. You worried all the time that the toilet paper would run out before payday. I hated that. Seriously. (Seeing my pantry today, you'd think I have a Costco franchise. In fact, Costco is one of my favorite places in the world, because I can look at all those items lined up and picture them in my pantry. I bet I own enough toilet paper to last a family of four for a year. I'm the same way with four. Just two. You worried all the time that the toilet paper would run out before payday. I hated that. Seriously. (Seeing my pantry today, you'd think I have a Costco franchise. In fact, Costco is one of my favorite places in the world, because I can look at all those items lined up and picture them in my pantry. I bet I own enough toilet paper to last a family of four for a year. I'm the same way with everything everything. I have stacks of frozen food in freezers, multiples of canned goods lined up on shelves. Friends and family could do their grocery shopping at my house, and they sometimes do. I feel secure knowing that I will never run out of anything, that my kids won't ever worry about not having school supplies for a project and that there will always be enough G.o.dd.a.m.n toilet paper.) Partially because of our financial struggles, my family became a very tight group. My parents were easygoing, kind, and good-hearted. Strict without being disciplinarians. The worst I ever got growing up was a quick swat on the b.u.t.t. The amount of love that my brother and I felt from my parents was intense, and to an independent girl like me, it sometimes felt more like smothering. Despite our closeness, they tried to insulate Andy and me from all the stress and hards.h.i.+p. I never saw them argue or ever be unkind to each other; they showed a unified front at all times. They were in love, and despite the s.h.i.+tty hand they'd been dealt, they were happy (except at bill-paying time). When everyone was together at night, we would talk about our days without discussing the serious issues that they had to contend with.

The two of them met when they were just fourteen years old. They dated until Dad went into the army, then married as soon as he got out. Mom was a wonderful opera singer and had performed with the All-City Chorus when she was young. I believe she might have turned professional if she hadn't got pregnant with me. Mom has always had a big personality-very excitable and constantly talking. She has opinions, and she won't hesitate to tell you about all of them. My dad was the opposite-quiet, thoughtful, and reserved, more of a loner. In that way I took after my father. I wasn't shy, but I was a bit of a loner, too.

My mother was a perpetual optimist; good fortune was always just around the corner, and she was h.e.l.l-bent on having fun until it arrived. Even if things were horrible, all could be fixed by a drive to Amish country or cutting out sandwiches with cookie cutters or making crafts. One time when we were on vacation in Florida, my brother and I fell in love with a capuchin monkey in a pet store. We begged my mother to let us get it and she shockingly she said yes. Anything that was fun was allowed and encouraged. We bought the monkey and drove him 1,100 miles in a Dodge with my parents, my grandmother, my brother, and me. We named him Jo-Jo and he lived with us for sixteen years until he died. The crazy thing was that I never thought it was odd to have a monkey. It was only after I began telling the story to people that I came to realize how unusual it was.

I always loved this positive outlook and spontaneity, but I didn't appreciate it enough when I was a kid. It seemed flippant and irresponsible; I didn't want road trips and craft projects, I wanted her to buckle down and fix everything. What I couldn't see was how selfless her behavior actually was. She couldn't see a way out, so she made the best of a bad situation. Her only concern was her children's well-being, protecting us from the harsh realities that she and my father faced.

Even though I was young, I was already far too pragmatic to appreciate her approach. I loved both my parents, but I viewed the way they ran their lives as flighty. That, combined with the fact that I'd grown up forcing myself to feel too much responsibility, created a detachment from them that drew out my solitary qualities and toughened me up. I'd a.s.sess my problems and fix them on my own. When something was wrong with me, it was my job alone to pick myself up and dust myself off. I became self-sufficient and determined, motivated by our problems with money and by my own belief in myself. Watching my mother try to pay bills made me a driven person, determined to never be in that same situation.

I don't want to overstate things. We never went hungry. The heat and water stayed on. I had a great childhood with overworked but loving parents and a tremendous extended family. But the reality was that we were what people today call "the working poor." We lived on the edge of poverty, and I hated living on that edge. I hated it for my mother and my father, for my little brother. Oh, and I really really hated it for me. hated it for me.

So, despite all these money concerns, I had a good childhood. Our school was only a few blocks from our house, and I liked to hang around the school playground in the afternoon. It was always a good time with my friends around, but it was even better when everyone else went home and I was alone, with no one around to tell me not to swing too high or stand up on the monkey bars. So that's when I climbed up on the slide and stared at the sky, thinking about things, dreaming, picturing a world where dads weren't overworked and moms didn't sit and cry late at night over money, where people worked hard and didn't didn't live on the edge of financial disaster. live on the edge of financial disaster.

Reading fueled my fantasy world. I was a voracious reader-books, magazines, and newspapers, anything in print. I loved to read about historical figures, about people who had done great things, about places far removed from North Hamilton Avenue. I started making up my own stories, putting characters and plots together, creating great adventures for my made-up cast. The great thing about coming from a multiethnic neighborhood was that you had all kinds of traditions and rituals to work into your tales.

In my dreams, I was Italian, not Polish-Irish. I don't know where it came from, but I felt felt Italian. One thing I loved about Italians was the food. Most of my friends were Italian and I tried to eat at their houses as much as possible. My mother and grandmother were Americanized, and they were also Depressionized. When my mom did feel up for cooking, she knew what she was doing. She'd learned the traditions of Polish cooking from my dad's mother, and she could make some pretty amazing pierogis. But because my grandmother did the day-to-day cooking, most of the time we ate very bland food-roast and potatoes, bread, macaroni and cheese. (I don't want to sell my nana short when it comes to mac and cheese. She made her own pasta with a creamy sauce, and it was spectacular.) Italian. One thing I loved about Italians was the food. Most of my friends were Italian and I tried to eat at their houses as much as possible. My mother and grandmother were Americanized, and they were also Depressionized. When my mom did feel up for cooking, she knew what she was doing. She'd learned the traditions of Polish cooking from my dad's mother, and she could make some pretty amazing pierogis. But because my grandmother did the day-to-day cooking, most of the time we ate very bland food-roast and potatoes, bread, macaroni and cheese. (I don't want to sell my nana short when it comes to mac and cheese. She made her own pasta with a creamy sauce, and it was spectacular.) The Italians, however, did not see food as mere sustenance; they saw it as an art form. Mom knew that every time I went to play with one of my Italian friends, I was going to eat. She'd ask me what I had been eating, and maybe I would say, "Snails in red sauce."

"Shhhkeeve!" my mother would exclaim. That's what Italians said for "yuck." And wherever I ate, she used that language to tell me I had just eaten something she considered yucky.

So there I was, a Polish-Irish girl who wanted to be Italian and whose best friend, Brenda Cherney, was from one of the three Jewish families in the area. When I wasn't building forts with the boys, I was playing paper dolls with Brenda. She was my outlet for all things girlie. Together we were starstruck little girls who wors.h.i.+ped glamour. We loved all the movie stars-Claudette Colbert, Cyd Charisse, Barbara Stanwyck, Doris Day, Judy Garland, and Katharine Hepburn. I thought that Maureen O'Hara was just the most beautiful woman in the world, that Sophia Loren was perfect and so so Italian. But my absolute favorite was Audrey Hepburn, with her striking looks and high-fas.h.i.+on image in her films. No one looked like those people where I grew up. I obsessed over movies from the thirties and forties, admiring the women of that era for their grace and strength. What I didn't like was their pa.s.sivity. I thought if you could combine being beautiful and being capable you could rule the world. Italian. But my absolute favorite was Audrey Hepburn, with her striking looks and high-fas.h.i.+on image in her films. No one looked like those people where I grew up. I obsessed over movies from the thirties and forties, admiring the women of that era for their grace and strength. What I didn't like was their pa.s.sivity. I thought if you could combine being beautiful and being capable you could rule the world.

Brenda was one of the first people whom I listened to "popular" music with. We loved listening to 45s on my Victrola, and I kept the records in a little case with a poodle on it. The first song I remember buying was "The Twist" when I was about five or six. But I listened to all kinds of music. When we were a little older, we got into the Beatles, and became obsessed. The only fight we ever had was over the fact that she knocked my imitation leather "John Lennon" hat into a mud puddle. I loved Tony Bennett and Frank Sinatra, not to mention big band music and show tunes. My family's selections were not always to my taste. They loved Jerry Vale (I heard "Volare" every day), and my mom and Ruthie listened to Perry Como, Andy Williams, and Louis Prima. I adored Louie Prima even then, but even though I wasn't as sold on their choices, I learned to appreciate all sorts of styles.

And of course, since Brenda and I were both boy-crazy, we talked nonstop about boys. I remember having a little friend, Bobby Leto, in the first grade, kissing him by the fountain, and then running off giggling about it. That was about the extent of what boy-crazy meant in those days. Kisses and giggles. But my second boyfriend was important, because he was my first great Italian love, Vincent Pizzello. Oh, how I loved him, with that black hair and those sparkling dark eyes.

Because of our neighborhood, I developed a great respect for other people's religions. Brenda's mother, Ida, taught me how to keep kosher, and I loved Hanukkah as well as Christmas. I enjoyed the traditions of both religions and the traditions of the various ethnic groups, the Germans, Polish, Irish, and Italians. In Lindenhurst, you embraced everyone's heritage, and I loved that diversity. There wasn't an issue about any of it. I'm not saying there was no prejudice, because I doubt you can ever completely get away from that. But for the kids, differences were simple and often about food or who owned the rarest baseball card. You ate poppy-seed cakes at your Polish friends' homes, potato pancakes with your Jewish friends, and good bread and pasta with the Italians.

Whether it was celebrating Christmas or Hanukkah, I loved loved the holiday season. I came by Christmas madness as naturally as Andy came by his anxiety-by following Mom's lead. Christmas was one time when she threw caution to the wind. All year long we worried about running out of toilet paper, and then came Christmas. There were presents for everyone, wonderful foods, visiting with the family in Brooklyn. A similar phenomenon happened every summer. Suddenly we had money to take a wonderful vacation to a hotel with a pool or near a beach. the holiday season. I came by Christmas madness as naturally as Andy came by his anxiety-by following Mom's lead. Christmas was one time when she threw caution to the wind. All year long we worried about running out of toilet paper, and then came Christmas. There were presents for everyone, wonderful foods, visiting with the family in Brooklyn. A similar phenomenon happened every summer. Suddenly we had money to take a wonderful vacation to a hotel with a pool or near a beach.