The Clique_ Charmed And Dangerous_ The Clique Prequel Part 5

Ma.s.sie bit her lower lip to keep from giggling. Was this funny or creepy? Gawd, if only her friends were there she wouldn't feel so awkward... pathetic... terrified!

"... spiritus maximus shareshareshare spiritus maximus shareshareshare spiritus maximus shareshareshare spiritus maximus sh-" spiritus maximus shareshareshare spiritus maximus shareshareshare spiritus maximus shareshareshare spiritus maximus sh-"

Suddenly, Hermia's wrinkled lids popped open. In a deep, hushed voice, which seemed on loan from someone more serious, she began. "As always, you are at the it it party. With the party. With the it it crowd. Wearing the crowd. Wearing the it it wardrobe. But you just aren't feeling... eh... I don't know...." She closed her eyes and moved them back and forth, like she was reading something inside her head. " wardrobe. But you just aren't feeling... eh... I don't know...." She closed her eyes and moved them back and forth, like she was reading something inside her head. "It! You just aren't feeling You just aren't feeling it! it! Am I right?" Am I right?"

"Yes!" Ma.s.sie's stomach lurched. Hermia was so so right! All her life she'd felt detached, like she was being ma.s.saged in a snowsuit. And it was time for that snowsuit to come off. right! All her life she'd felt detached, like she was being ma.s.saged in a snowsuit. And it was time for that snowsuit to come off.

"You have surrounded yourself with the wrong people," Hermia continued.

Ma.s.sie nodded in agreement, her palm soaking with sweat. Was it time for the snowsuit to come off?

"You are a girl of many ideas. Strong ideas. Gooood ideas. But you are not being heard."

"Ah-greed!" Ma.s.sie shouted. It wasn't enough anymore to believe believe she was she was it it. She wanted to feel feel it. And she wanted to it. And she wanted to feel it now feel it now!

"You were born to lead, not follow."

"Yes! Yes!"

"But you must gather your power first," Hermia insisted. "Draw it to you. Be a human magnet. Attract the necessary pieces."

"Huh?"

"When all five pieces are together, you will reach your full potential as a leader."

"What pieces pieces?" Ma.s.sie snapped. Did she have to be so ah-nnoyingly mysterious? What did that mean? Why couldn't Hermia just tell tell her what to do? her what to do?

Ma.s.sie opened her clutch and pulled out a crisp twenty. "What if I give you this? Will you tell me what the pieces are?"

The psychic released Ma.s.sie's hand. "Hermia cannot be bought!"

Ma.s.sie rolled her eyes and stood. She'd gotten what she came for. She was going to be the leader of the Ahnnabees. That was all she needed to know.

"Wait!" Hermia held out a smooth purple stone. "Take this. It's free free." She smirked.

"What's it for?"

"Purple is the color of royalty, you know. And that's the color I see when I look at you."

"Ehmagawd, me too too." Ma.s.sie reached for the stone. It would look adorable in her future crown.

MERRI-LEE MARVIL'S NEW YEAR'S YVES PARTYDRESSING ROOM CFriday, December 31st8:41 P.M. P.M.

Thirty-four minutes until curtain.

Alicia speed mashed a not-quite-ripe banana with a plastic fork. The white p.r.o.ngs bent against what was supposed to be the planet's softest fruit. But tough banana and brown rice would have to do. They were the only options on the "performers' food table" reputed for intestinal binding. And Andrea's intestines needed some serious binding.

"Is Mrs. Fossier back yet?" Andrea moaned.

"She's searching for ginger ale." Alicia crouched down beside the couch and offered up a forkful of banan-ice. "Eat!"

"Ew." Brooke winced from across the room. "That looks looks like the stuff you're trying to get rid of." like the stuff you're trying to get rid of."

"Ugggghhhhh." Andrea curled into fetal position and turned away, her gas-leaking b.u.t.t aiming straight for Alicia's face.

"Brooke, do you mind mind?" Alicia hissed. "We have twenty-five minutes to find a cure for And-rrhea or we're going to be replaced by singing dogs."

"Ha! And-rrhea!" Brooke burst out laughing. "That's a good one."

Alicia allowed herself a quick giggle. "Eat!"

Andrea popped open the snap on her pinstriped shorts and cupped her distended belly. "I can't. You'll have to find someone else to dance." A fresh set of hives marred her neck.

"You're right," Alicia sighed, wondering what Skye would do in this situation. Would she replace Andrea? Force-feed her the banan-ice? Or would everything have been fine had Skye been here? What if this "nerve problem" was a reaction to Alicia? What if Alicia's captaining was making Andrea sick?

Considering this made Alicia's stomach plunge. She was so close to being number one. And as usual, someone was getting in her way.

A m.u.f.fled ringing sound drew her back. It was coming from the bottom of her new caramel-colored Marc Jacobs tote. Thanks, Santa! Thanks, Santa!

Whoever was calling would have to wait. She was in crisis mode. This was no time to discuss celeb sightings with the couch-ridden girls in her grade.

But the caller kept calling. And calling. And...

With a frustrated sigh Alicia dug deep into her MJ. She dug beyond the Juicy sweats. Beyond the hair products. Beyond the sealed box of Nair. And pulled out her pink Nokia.

The display flashed SKYE HAMILTON SKYE HAMILTON.

Ehmagawd, was she back? Did her Hawaii trip get canceled? Was she ready to dance? Could she be here in twenty minutes? Normally Alicia would have ignored the bossy captain, but under the circ.u.mstances, she would gladly welcome her back.

"Skye!" she answered, sounding slightly out of breath. "Hey! Are you ba-"

"What did you do to Andrea? Why is she so nervous? Do you realize how important this night is? Not only for the troupe but for my parents' studio?" She continued screaming but Alicia tuned her out. Instead she covered the mouthpiece and whispered to Andrea. "Did you call her?"

Andrea bit her bottom lip and nodded yes, like a child caught drawing on the furniture.

Alicia's heart tapped like Riverdance.

How dare dare And-rrhea undermine her authority by calling Skye in Hawaii! And-rrhea undermine her authority by calling Skye in Hawaii!

How dare Skye blame her for And-rrhea's nerves!

How dare Brooke sit so peacefully in the corner, bopping her head to some peppy song while Alicia's world fell apart?

How dare Mrs. Fossier disappear on a ginger ale hunt instead of trying to find a new dancer?

She turned to the wall-mounted TV monitor above her head. The audience was applauding like crazy.

Sisqo was ending his performance and leading his backup dancers off the stage. The last one, an Asian beauty, couldn't have been all that much older than Alicia. And she was dancing for one of the biggest rap stars of the year. It wasn't fair! It wasn't fair! Alicia was just as good as she was. But no one would ever know. Because her one big shot- Alicia was just as good as she was. But no one would ever know. Because her one big shot-Ehmagawd!

"That's it!" Alicia pressed her French-manicured thumbnail into the end b.u.t.ton. She grabbed her tote, marched toward the door, and threw it open.

"Where are you going?" Brooke shouted over the music in her earbuds.

But Alicia didn't bother answering. She didn't have time.

Outside the dressing room, the halls were crackling with energy. Costumed performers and frenzied stage managers hurried by like schools of fish. But Alicia swam upstream, fighting the crowd, determined to find... There she was! There she was!

The girl was even prettier in person. She had short black bangs and a long ponytail that was so s.h.i.+ny it looked wet. Her mouth was a perfect circle and her puffy lips were stained pink. Her body was more muscular than Alicia's and her b.o.o.bs were smaller. If Alicia hadn't been so desperate she would have dismissed the girl for being too pretty to perform with. This was like a shadow asking to dance with a light. She was sure to fade next to the beauty. But at least the shadow would be on national TV. Once it was over, Alicia could get a copy of the performance and have the girl edited out. If Mariah Carey could have her torso digitally stretched in her videos, surely something could be done to make Alicia a solo star.

"'Scuse me," Alicia said in her most confident voice. It was important the girl know she was an equal and not a fan. "I'm Alicia. And you are?"

"Poppy." The dancer raised one of her thin brows and puckered her lips. It was the cla.s.sic speak-I'm waiting speak-I'm waiting pose. Alicia had perfected it back in the third grade. pose. Alicia had perfected it back in the third grade.

"I'll give you two hundred dollars if you dance for me." Alicia tapped the soft caramel leather tote.

"I am not not that kind of dancer," Poppy hissed. that kind of dancer," Poppy hissed.

"Huh?" Alicia asked, before understanding the misunderstanding. "Ew! I didn't mean it like that! I'm captain of BADSS." She paused, giving the girl a chance to gush about how she'd heard of them. But her I didn't mean it like that! I'm captain of BADSS." She paused, giving the girl a chance to gush about how she'd heard of them. But her speak-I'm waiting speak-I'm waiting pose was all she offered. pose was all she offered.

"One of my girls is sick and I need a replacement. You seem decent enough and you're the right size for the costume, so-"

"Is that that the costume?" Poppy c.o.c.ked her head, scanning the silver sequincovered tuxedo vest and pin-striped short shorts. the costume?" Poppy c.o.c.ked her head, scanning the silver sequincovered tuxedo vest and pin-striped short shorts.

"Everything except the leg warmers," Alicia said proudly. "They're captain-only."

"I dunno." Poppy scrunched her lips as if trying to sniff her own gloss.

"Puh-lease! It's much more modern modern than what you're wearing," Alicia said to Poppy's ripped denim shorts and black demi-cup bra. "At least my costume comes with a than what you're wearing," Alicia said to Poppy's ripped denim shorts and black demi-cup bra. "At least my costume comes with a s.h.i.+rt s.h.i.+rt."

"Then you and your s.h.i.+rt s.h.i.+rt should go find a nice mirror to dance in front of because it's the only way you're ever gonna-" should go find a nice mirror to dance in front of because it's the only way you're ever gonna-"

"Okay, wait!" Alicia grabbed the girl's boy-arm. "I'll give you three hundred dollars."

"Hmmmmm..." Poppy folded her arms across her bra while she considered this.

Alicia tapped her foot impatiently. "Hurry. I still have to teach you the routine and-"

"Fine." Poppy smiled at a pa.s.sing dancer. "On one condition."

"Anything." Alicia's shoulders softened.

"The bag."

"Huh?" Alicia's armpit pressed a little harder against the braided strap.

"I want your bag."

"No way! I just got it for Christmas!"

Instantly, Poppy turned away. Her ponytail swung with such sa.s.s Alicia could practically hear it say, See ya, sucker! See ya, sucker!

"Fine! Have it!"

Poppy returned and reached for her prize.

Alicia took a quick step back. "After we dance." She squeezed the margarine-soft leather, a.s.suring it that the decision was nothing personal. Just business. we dance." She squeezed the margarine-soft leather, a.s.suring it that the decision was nothing personal. Just business.

Show business.

KISSIMMEE, FLTHE LYONS RESIDENCEFriday, December 318:59 P.M. P.M.

Limo lights streaked across Claire's bedroom walls, prison watchtower style.

"It's time!" she whisper-commanded, poking her face into the hallway. "Remember, it's all about speed and silence. We have to get to that driver before he rings the bell."

The girls nodded dutifully, then followed her down the peach-carpeted stairs.

At the landing, Claire held out her palm like a crossing guard, urging them to stop while she checked the perimeter. Images from the muted TV flickered against the recliners, gla.s.s coffee table, and half-empty pizza box as if Martians had abducted Kelsey.

If only! Claire sighed. Claire sighed.

She was probably in the bathroom, smacking more Silly Puttycolored cover-up on her benzoyl-peroxided cheeks, or making sure the childproof caps were engaged on the medicine bottles, just in case someone decided to sleepwalk with their mouth open.

It was now or never.

Sarah, Sari, and Mandy huddled close on the bottom step, each dressed in one of Claire's old theater costumes. They looked like a nervous tween act about to take the stage in a local talent compet.i.tion.

As escape missions went, this was no Shawshank Shawshank. There was no exit strategy. No plan for reentry. And no way way Claire's parents would forgive her if she got caught. Still, she had to try. Because turning down a shot at a New Year's Eve kiss from ThRob would be like Cinderella refusing to try on the gla.s.s slipper because it hadn't been properly sanitized. If you want to be swept off your feet, you have to be prepared to fall-and then hope like hot dogs you don't. Claire's parents would forgive her if she got caught. Still, she had to try. Because turning down a shot at a New Year's Eve kiss from ThRob would be like Cinderella refusing to try on the gla.s.s slipper because it hadn't been properly sanitized. If you want to be swept off your feet, you have to be prepared to fall-and then hope like hot dogs you don't.

"Now!" mouthed Claire, lifting the stiff red chiffon hem of her Scarlett O'Hara dress.

In a rush of glitter, tulle, and ta.s.sels, the girls tiptoed toward the front door. Cracking it open with no more than a tiny kiss sound, Claire smiled back at her friends. They were free!

All of a sudden, a bright light smacked Claire in the eyes. A microphone was thrust in her face. And a woman began to speak.

"Meet Claire Lyons, the girl chosen by Sc.u.m 101.1 to kiss Orlando's very own ThRob at midnight."

Claire giggled awkwardly. What was happening? Was this the news? America's Most Wanted America's Most Wanted?

"Are you a ThRob fan, Claire?"