How Could This Cat Tease Me? Chapter 17

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Xia Rong returned to his residence in S City after the end of the new store's ribbon-cutting event.

This is a modern villa community located in the suburbs of S City. Each single-family house has its own small garden. Because there are not many residents and they are far apart, this area is extraordinarily quiet at night.

Xia Rong walked up to the front of the stairs and found his cat next to the marble railing. The cat's hair is dense and s.h.i.+ny, and the silver is gray. The back is a healthy and beautiful cat.

Xia Rongke made the urge to go up and scream, and took out his mobile phone to look at the time. It's more than nine o'clock in the evening. It's been four hours since Suchi and his voice and telling him that he has changed his cat again. Xia Rong poked the cat's back a little bit: “Wake up, come in.”

The cat version of Su Chi shook his ears and quickly got up, it seems that he did not seem to fall asleep? Just don't know why, before the summer melts, he doesn't poke him, he just stays there.

Xia Rong opened the door with the key, because he often lived in the B city, this small villa was bought by his father, he did not come to live often, in the dark for a moment to find the light switch. When he fumbled, Su Chi also jumped on the cabinet to help him find, a pair of big eyes s.h.i.+mmering in the darkness, let Xia Rong think of the “eyes like a bra.s.s bell” sung in the cartoon, could not help but smile, reach out Scratching his chin.

Su Chigang raised his face and glared at the summer, and the mobile phone of Xia Rong rang. At this time, the house was also brightly lit. When Su's face was enjoying the shackles, he quickly looked at the gap in the summer welding phone, twisted his face and jumped off the cabinet, pretending that nothing had happened.

The phone is easy to call, because it is not only Xia Rong an artist, it is impossible to follow him 24 hours a day, after leaving the cover shot, he will leave first. She called this time to remind Xia Rong, don't forget the live broadcast of Weibo at 10 o'clock.

Xia Rong actually doesn't really want to broadcast live: “It's more than ten o'clock, is there anyone watching it?”

Shu Yidao: “Rea.s.sured, it is your words, there are people at two o'clock in the middle of the night.”

The rare agent of the broker definitely made the summer melt up the tail, but his beauty only lasted for a moment, and immediately sighed: “How do you do the live broadcast? There is no ma.n.u.script, no host, all have to find their own topic, the whole process is me. People are talking to themselves, feeling like a neuropathy.”

Xia Rong feels that his “cancerous cancer” is not serious, but the live broadcast alone should be a successful killing of his “cancerous cancer” every time. This is not the same as acting. There are scripts and characters. He can rely on his own experience to build a complete world. He is immersed in it, so he doesn't feel any uncomfortable.

But holding the mobile phone, facing the camera, and the audience in the void, sneer, chatter, for Xia Rong, it can be said that it is a slap in the face.

He should obviously understand his attribute and comfort him: “You should talk to the barrage. They ask what you want to talk about, that is, don't let go of yourself and talk about vultures.”

“Okay…” Xia Fu sighed. “I still feel that talking to the air is very embarra.s.sing…”

He said this, his eyes moved down and he moved to the cat version of Su Chi who had just jumped on his knees.

Xia Fu s.h.i.+nes brightly:……! Saved!

Su Chi: …?

Xia Rong wants to broadcast live on Weibo, and it is easy to announce it on the Weibo of the studio one day in advance. Therefore, less than ten o'clock that night, countless “pocket b.a.l.l.s” were kept on the microblog live page early, waiting for their idols to appear.

When the picture is dark and bright, showing a true pompom figure in the picture, most fans are aggressive.

Fortunately, after two seconds, the pompoms had one more hand, and the fingertips did not lick the hair of the pompoms. Finally, they closed together and gently snorted the top of the pompom.

Soon, the sharp-eyed fans discovered the truth:

[Ah, ah, this is the boss's hand! 】

[Fleece hands are so beautiful! It is white, thin, long and straight! 】

[舔舔舔舔 wear the screen! 】

【Is it cat……? Fleece cats? 】

……

When the mobile phone camera is far away, the overall “image” of the hairball in the center of the screen gradually becomes clear, and it itself actively turns its head to look at the screen, and immediately the diehard fans a.s.sociate with it:

[This is the fluffy cat's own cat! The name is “broken”! 】

【right! The fluffy makes it look like the one that knocks on the keyboard.

[Good to be cute, just as cute as velvet~]

……

Xia Rong finished the “surprise”, and he smiled and showed his face from the screen: “Good evening everyone.”

The girls and sisters screamed in the barrage:

[Wow, ah, so handsome! 】

[Handy, I can't breathe, I want to feel sleepy with QAQ]

[So close to the skin is also super good, ah, milk skin, I fainted]

……

Xia Rong held his mobile phone to see the barrage. The focus on clarification was about his family's “broken” view: “No, it's not a shot when it's broken. It's really smart. Don't believe that I will show it to you. !”

The barrage indicates:

[Hey male G.o.d, your focus is not too right…]

[Good to follow you ~ broken is the most intelligent cat in the world! 】

[Yes, yes, it's really smart to break through, and it's a wisdom from the eyes~】

……

Seeing that the fans obviously do not believe, they all use the tone of the love beans to cheer up, Xia Rong stood up, moved his laptop, then used the mobile phone bracket to set up the phone, adjust the angle, and then open the notebook Cover, put it in front of the cat version of Su Chi, which is lying on the sofa: “Broken, fast, show them!”

Cat version Suchi: … caring for the eyes of mentally r.e.t.a.r.ded.

Su Chi also knows that Xia Rong does not really want him to perform cats on the keyboard, but to do things and find topics for live broadcasts, but he can do it clearly, so that the fans who did not believe him have stunned and even the world view. Now I have to pretend to be stupid and pretend that I can't do it… Hey, there is a kind of unwilling feeling how to break!

However, the requirements of Xia Rong still have to be matched. Su Chi raised a paw and took a lazy shot on the notebook keyboard. Because there is no intention to converge the claw pad, it is a large piece when pressed, so the notebook screen is presented. Various irregular garbled.

But that's it, it's enough to surprise the audience in front of the screen – because the cat can understand the instructions of the summer melt, and the claw pads are accurately and accurately shot on the laptop, to the extent that More than their knowledge of ordinary cat IQ.

Xia Rong looked at the live broadcast page of the mobile phone, and the wind direction of the barrage turned really:

[Ah, ah, really smart! Good spirit! Say let the keyboard press the keyboard! 】

[Fleece cats have a velvety aura ~ hahaha]

[Ask what kind of cat is this? I really want to raise one! 】

……

Xia Rong saw the audience's questioning and experienced the relations.h.i.+p with the little fold. He can now smoothly say the cat version of the Suchi variety: “Broken is a silver gradient, good-looking?”

“Performance” finished the cat presses the keyboard, Xia Rong closes the laptop and puts it up again, then picks up the cat version of Suchi, puts the front face on his lap, and holds it in his arms: “Look, is it super cute?”

Most of the fans said “Ah, ah, so cute” “I want to slap a handful” “I am really struggling,” but because of this posture of Xia Rong, there are also some different voices:

[You hold it like this, it will be uncomfortable. 】

[As a senior shovel officer said emmmmm … so hold the cat, the cat is not comfortable. 】

[Is it so often? No wonder it doesn't struggle. 】

Although some fans quickly reb.u.t.ted it, “Just hug it and go to the top line?” “Fleece is just to show us, KY is not welcome here.” “Broken and no struggle, no call, as for?” “These different voices quickly said:

[Because the cat does not speak or express, so some humans will do whatever they want. 】

Xia Rong knows that it is impossible to see only the fans, but also pa.s.sers-by, and even black powder. Some stars are even ridiculed and insulted by black powder during the live broadcast. This kind of thing is not uncommon. This will make people grasp the handle, but also because he did not know how to raise a cat before, and now this one in his arms is not a real cat, so he will unconsciously ignore a lot of things.

He is about to let go of his hand, intending to put down the cat version of Su Chi, but Su Chi has moved first –

His two small arms stretched out and slid in the summer on his arm. His eyes were slightly squatting and leaning back. He was sitting in a big squat, and he was still enjoying it.

The barrage, which was still in the air, was instantly screened by “hahahaha”:

[Ha ha ha ha ha really become fine! 】

[The gra.s.s is so cute! Also want to lie to me to raise a cat! 】

[Ha ha ha ha seems to be a triad, I really want to give it P sungla.s.ses and smoke. 】

[Ha ha ha, so what are the front bars in KY? It is obvious that each individual is different. It is very enjoyable to break through the hhh.]

……

Xia Rong was a little moved, and wanted to laugh. Finally, he raised his hand and pinched its claws. Su Chi also raised the meat pad with him and “give me five” with him.

This action allows the audience to discover one more thing:

【what? How is the broken paw black? 】

[Broken little black claws hahaha, what is this going?]

Xia Rong guessed that Su Chi ran alone, and it was inevitable that the paws would be soiled on the road. Somehow, it was a little distressed, and he pinched it. He joked: “It is to earn money to support the family.”

[Ah, hahaha, are you going to dig coal? 】

[Small miners broke ~]

[Forget him, I will dig coal to raise you~]

……

The live broadcast lasted for more than an hour and ended in the joy and laughter of the barrage. When Xia Rong presses the “End Live” b.u.t.ton, he even breathes a sigh of relief – his single live sputum cancer seems to be cured invisibly!

However, this probably is not his live broadcast alone. Fans should never know that this is the live broadcast of him and Su Chi.

When I packed up the phone holder, Xia Rong thought of one more thing: “Broken… Oh no, Suchi, what do you use to send me a voice? You should have no computer at the time? You can now use your mobile phone. Yet?”

The cat version of Suchi calmly nodded and immediately raised a paw to him:

The meat pad, which has just been dug through the coal, is flexibly separated into small four-petals, like a small flower.

– Yes, new skills have been acquired!