Sleeping Next To The Pirate King 83 Wrong Angle!

As I walked towards Weston and Francois I suddenly felt someone body slam me. I fell to the deck with yell.

Crack!

A few minutes later an apologetic Jacia was apologizing repeatedly as Daniella wrapped my wrist in a bandage. I sighed. Thirty minutes haven't even pa.s.sed from when I stepped foot onto the s.h.i.+p yet I've already been injured. I looked up at the dark sky.

G.o.d, you must be laughing up there right? My life must just be a joke to you. Ha. I mean honestly if I read a novel in my previous life with the synopsis being, "a stupid b.i.t.c.h drowns in a sunken s.h.i.+p, and thus wakes up in the past as a f.u.c.king pirate who is hara.s.sed by an unknown man", I would laugh as well. I sighed.

"Jacia?"

"Yes Mila?"

"What the f.u.c.k gave you the idea to body slam me?"

Jacia scratched her head as she said.

"I missed you?"

I squinted my eyes. Was this the same b.i.t.c.h who would call me a "wh.o.r.e"?

I smiled. Jacia was blus.h.i.+ng before she cleared her throat and said.

"Its not like I wished that you would come back anyways. It's just that I would no longer have a toy to play with anymore."

I frowned as I felt the mood slip away. For a second I was considering this to be a bonding moment between friends. f.u.c.king s.a.d.i.s.tic b.i.t.c.h!

Josh and Ash chuckled behind her as they looked at me wound. Josh then walked over and said.

"Miss Mila, your wrist seems to be a tad bit angled. Ash, what was the way to treat something like this again?"

I stared at them in confusion. What were Tweedle-dee and Tweedled-dum up to now? Ash looked at him as he smirked.

"Miss Mila. The best way would be to angle it back into place."

Despite the confidence in Ash's voice something told me that I shouldn't move my wrist anymore then it is already angled. Daniella looked at them then back at my wrist. She then opened the bandages.

"f.u.c.k!"

I whispered as I looked at the area around my wrist start to swell and bruise. Jesus Christ, a doctor would have a field day with the amount of injuries that I've had since coming here. All that's left is for my nose to break and result in a plastic surgery. Daniella nodded at Josh and Ash as she held my wrist.

Huh? What was Daniella doing?

Wait a second.

Did she actually believe these motherf.u.c.kers?

"Wait, Daniella, why don't we take a step back and think about this before doing anything rash."

"But Miss Mila, Josh and Ash's mother is a healer. They must be right in what they're saying."

I gave them a death glare as their lips quivered in hopes of holding back their laughter. Jacia then looked at my wrist as she smirked and said.

"I think that they're right as well, Mila. It wont hurt to try it."

Yes, it f.u.c.king will b.i.t.c.h. And who are you to have a say in this when you're the one who injured me like this? I swear that the readers are probably getting sick of the amount of times that I've gotten injured by now.

I apologize readers for the incompetence of the author. As she faces writer's block, over and over, her senses become mushy. She then starts to write random s.h.i.+t like these injuries to move the story. Lately, she's been a stressed mess. As she juggles school, work, and writing, she sits in a corner at 5am in the morning eating skittles. I apologize on her behalf.

Suddenly another crack rose into the air as I cried out in pain. Daniella furrowed her eyebrows as I looked at my now bent hand. The twins and Jacia were laughing and pounding on the deck as Daniella started panicking.

"Oh, my dear Lord, Mila, I am so sorry, please forgive me!"

I nodded as I took the bandage from her hand and wrapped it around my dislocated wrist. The pain started to abate surprisingly maybe the twins were actually right about something. Suddenly I felt a murderous aura behind me. I turned to see a thunderous Baron walk past me and crack his knuckles as he stood over the laughing trio. They sobered up as they looked at the smirking Baron.

"Which one of you suggested that ludicrous suggestion?"

Josh, Ash, and Jacia looked at each other before slamming their heads on the deck as they kowtowed to Baron.

"Sweet sir, please forgive us. Our intentions were entirely pure. Spare us innocent virgins!"

I looked in shock. What does being a virgin have to do with all of this?

Baron looked at them and delivered a single slap to the top of their heads. They pouted as they stood up and said.

"Thank you for your mercy dear sir."

Baron then spoke in a low and dangerous voice.

"Don't let me see your mischievous faces around Mila again. Or next time I won't just simply slap the top of your heads."

Josh, Ash, and Jacia ran down the deck and slammed the door behind them. I chuckled despite my pain. They were so childish despite their age, My eyes widened.

Wait a f.u.c.king second. How old are the people who surround me?

"Daniella, how old are you?"

Daniella looked at me with her green eyes. Her red hair s.h.i.+ning despite there being no sun.

Tch.

Why did my hair never act that compliant despite the many hair products I used in my previous life?

"I'm twenty two, Mila."

Blood leaked out of my mouth as I chuckled. I then turned to Baron and asked.

"How old are you Baron?"

Baron smiled before he said.

"I believe that I am 23. My mother had always said that I was born in a time with heat, so it must be during the summer."

That's it.

I foamed at the mouth as Baron and Daniella came to my side. Not only did I like a man who is 423 years older than me, but my friends were just as old. Jesus Christ, is this what happens to history buffs such as myself?

Please tell me that I'm not crazy.

Weston and Francois then walked over to me and smiled.

"You're back Mila!"

I nodded at Francois. Weston frowned as he looked at my hand. He then sighed and said.

"Is your body made out of parchment? Why do you get injured so easily?"

"Weston, dear. I'm not in the mood to argue with you today as I've had a rough couple of days. Please leave me be."

Weston chuckled as Francois looked at me with concern.

"Ma cher Mila, what happened on the other s.h.i.+p?"

I flinched as I remembered what I had seen. I opened my mouth but quickly closed it. I'll just tell them what I saw later. Right now, I was as exhausted as h.e.l.l. I need to sleep or else I'm going to go crazy. I looked up at the cloudy dark sky and closed my eyes.

How much longer do I have to stay here?

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