What An Audacious And Sly Servant! Chapter 32

So new mission for the main characters: Make Nan Bai Cheng a man again!

And what an ominous t.i.tle……

Chapter 32 – An Evil Plot

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Chu Xun had brought Xie Yun to the entrance of the jail when they came across his eldest sister.

"Imperial Sister, why are you here?"

The Grand Princess' expression was cold as frosty ice but the depth of her eyes leaked her secret. Her sight stayed a short while at Xie Yun's body. "This person is the Divine Physician that you invited?" Her tone was flat as if she just coincidentally came across and casually asked.

Chu Xun was stupefied. Isn't this Divine Physician invited by Mei Qian Deng this boor? He turned his head around and looked at Mei Qian Deng. Mei Qian Deng maintained the earlier calmness and composed when facing against Chu Xun's pursuing mixed with questioning stare as she turned a blind eye to it.

Chu Xun: "……"

He wagered eight parts that this boor used his name to invite the Grand Princess over here!

The Grand Princess had now know Nan Bai Cheng had a certain unmentionable disease. Privately, she too was looking for effective prescription to cure it. She didn't expect that in just a few days, her infinitely resourceful little brother had found a Divine Physician. Just then, he even sent someone over to inform her this news. She then hastily came here.

Only to find out upon coming here, hey, this Divine Physician was not just a woman, she was an exquisite young woman. Even though the rational little princess in her heart told her that physician cure the sickness to save the patient and that she didn't bother about the age and gender, when she actually came across this matter, the Grand Princess was unable to stop herself from feeling upset in her heart.

Chu Xun rubbed his nose and introduced, "This person is Xie Yun who is recommended by Seventh Young Master Mei." Chu Xun had make up his mind to pull Mei Qian Deng together into the water. If his eldest sister lost her temper, at least he got someone to be the s.h.i.+eld. Plus, this was obviously this fellow's planned situation. Even he who was the master was not even informed in advance. Mei Qian Deng you boor, are you planning to stay out of it? This Crown Prince tell you, no way!

Hence, the Grand Princess' sharp stare fell on Mei Qian Deng's body again. Her eyes contained a chaotic strength which when translated to pure words would be something like: Mei Qian Deng, what is the meaning of this?!

Mei Qian Deng turned a blind eye to it.

It was right when both parties refused to budge when the Divine Physician Xie Yun opened her mouth, "Where is the patient? Take me there to check him."

The four of them arrived before Nan Bai Cheng's cell. However, Nan Bai Cheng flatly refused, I'm not sick!

Xie Yun was the most nonchalant one. She turned her head and asked the other three people. "This disease, do you want me to cure it or not?"

Chu Xun and Chu Yin in unison, "Cure it!" Must cure it!

"If the patient doesn't cooperate, curing it will be curing it in vain." Chu Xun continued, "Who among you all will go first and give him an ideological session?"

Chu Xun immediately looked at his eldest sister. He suddenly felt Mei Qian Deng this boor who silently called the Grand Princess over was very quick-witted!

"Imperial Sister, quickly go and persuade him."

The Grand Princess rarely revealed an embarra.s.sed face. She was in a dilemma. Although she had once married, in her bones she was still the solemn princess. She had never even moan on bed. Now, to let her face her ex-lover and discuss the benefits and importance of human life, the Grand Princess really couldn't lower her face that much. The Grand Princess felt she was exactly a **.

"Imperial Sister!" Chu Xun urged. He was anxious. He was agitated. These two artificial coy people, they were already of that age. Why couldn't they be more open-minded? Furthermore, there was also his money. The Crown Prince was very, very hoping for a perfect ending which was for the pair of lover to find a way. Then this Crown Prince's national treasury will be countless.

It was at this moment that Xiao Jing Zi hastily ran over. "Your Highness Crown Prince, the Emperor summoned Your Highness to the Imperial Study. Right now, immediately, at once."

Chu Xun was surprised. What matter was it that Imperial Father got so anxious?

The Emperor's summon, it was even if the person was defecating halfway in the lavatory, that person must cut off the s.h.i.+t immediately and stand up. Instantly Chu Xun had no other choice but to tell Mei Qian Deng, "Wei, you take care of here. Be sure not to let Nan Bai Cheng give up treatment!"

Mei Qian Deng nodded.

After sending off Chu Xun, Mei Qian Deng turned around, only to find out that the Grand Princess had entered the cell. Conveniently, she shut the door.

This cell door when closed, it was closed for half a day.

Mei Qian Deng and Xie Yun let the guards bring a board of chess. They silently played. By the time Xie Yun lost five consecutive rounds, Xie Yun didn't want to play anymore.

"Qian Deng, why don't we use the force one?"

"Your eldest brother is still waiting for me to return for a meal!"

"Sister-in-law, keep calm."

Actually the matter's process was like this——

Three days ago, Mei Zhou Tou received Little Seventh Mei's pigeon post.

A comprehensive meaning in it was: "Eldest brother, in capital city extremely need to borrow sister-in-law for a moment."

First Young Master Mei slapped the table as he stood up. This little b.a.s.t.a.r.d dared to try take advantage of his wife, what was she trying to do?!

Old Master Mei came and took a look. Old Master naturally doted Mei Qian Deng the most. Hence, he ignored First Young Master Mei's grievance as he immediately called over his eldest son's wife. With sincere words and earnest wishes he said, "Little Yun, Qian Deng is the youngest yet she is in the imperial court which is a place rife with troubles. If she gets in trouble, all of us don't have to think of living, isn't it? Moreover, you are the eldest sister-in-law, eldest sister-in-law is like a mother, naturally need to take care of younger siblings. Quickly pack up and set out for the capital city."

When Xie Yun married into the family, Mei Qian Deng was just a tiny child. It could be considered as she had watched her grew up and had close relations.h.i.+p. After finished discussing with her father-in-law, she set out that very night. Halfway, the First Young Master Mei chased after her but Xie Yun turned her back on him. "Seventh Brother only want me to enter the capital city. What are you coming here for?"

First Young Master Mei dragged a humongous baggage. He felt extremely wronged, "After mother found out, she insisted me to bring this much of things to give to Seventh Brother. I don't know what is in it, but it's very heavy." Xie Yun sized up the baggage. Her mother-in-law probably was afraid the things inside come out. She had made quite a number of fast knots continuously on the baggage. Not even the things inside could be seen.

If First Young Master Mei now knew Mei Qian Deng was anxious to call Xie Yun over just to check an uncle's soft and feeble thing inside the crotch of his trousers…… First Young Master Mei would take out his shoe and use his shoe sole to hit Mei Qian Deng crazily.

The Grand Princess finally came out. Her expression was gloomy and her eye rims were slightly red.

Mei Qian Deng and Xie Yun chose to ignore the Grand Princess' loss of self-control. Xie Yun pushed Mei Qian Deng out a few steps and seriously told the Grand Princess, "Grand Princess, pardon caomin[1] for speaking bluntly. Why don't we do this first, let Qian Deng chop the person unconscious first. Then, princess go inside to survey. Whatever caomin asks, princess just tell caomin after surveying carefully. With this, it is sufficient for caomin to diagnose."

"This……" The Grand Princess' face was already red.

"This is the first step to prescribe the right remedy for the disease. Grand Princess, both of us are people who had the experience. We're well aware of men's that issue. To treat the disease properly, the most important one is that the man must want to in his heart. If he is like Liu Xia Hui[2], no matter if he have disease or not, he will be honest and upright. This time also need external force to a.s.sist, to help him find back the feel. The feeling will be different when rubbing personally compared to other people rubbing. So, the hand skills and mouth skills must be of perfect mastery. However, thing that had been ruined for a very long time, it needs to be restore slowly. It cannot be hasten, hastening it will make it easy to collapse." Xie Yun had a solemn face. She didn't have a shred of thinking that what she just said were not decent words.

The Grand Princess' prosperous, beautiful face was taut. The people in capital city who had seen the Grand Princess' aloof appearance could surely unable to imagine the current Grand Princess' cute expression when enduring silently and be at lost at the same time.

After Xie Yun finished talking, she sized up the Grand Princess then she instantly turned her head around to look at Mei Qian Deng. Seventh Brother, are you sure the Grand Princess is a young married woman and not a young lady? The princess' expression is too embarra.s.sed though.

Mei Qian Deng remained silent. Obviously it's sister-in-law who is too bold and unconstrained. As expected, jianghu women were not bothered with trifles.

"Has you make up your mind, Grand Princess? Caomin is going to let Mei Qian Deng act now?"

"Wait, it's better to wait until he figured things out and personally tell you," the Grand Princess timidly said. She had an innate boldness. If she must go and turn over a man's crotch of trousers, at most she just had to bend her fingers a bit. What was there to be afraid of? What she was afraid of was Nan Bai Cheng's self-esteem. If a man's self-esteem was hurt, no Divine Physician could heal it in this world.

The Grand Princess didn't dare to take chances. After such a long sorrow, it was as if it was time to lost something and then regain it.

Xie Yun looked at Mei Qian Deng. Seventh Brother, what should we do?

Mei Qian Deng had always been a resolute person. She immediately cupped her fist in another hand as she replied, "Yes."

"Let's go." Mei Qian Deng walked over as she prepared to lock the door.

She took a step. She had just took a few steps when suddenly Nan Bai Cheng's hoa.r.s.e voice came behind her, "Please wait——"

When it was going to be dark, Mei Qian Deng sent back Xie Yun to the inn. Carrying a huge baggage back to Ming Jue Palace, she went to report to Chu Xun.

When Xiao Jing Zi saw Mei Qian Deng, it was as if he saw a saviour as he rushed over while making a fuss. "Young Master Mei, you had finally returned!"

"What's wrong?" Mei Qian Deng looked around but there was no sign of Chu Xun.

"Ever since His Highness Crown Prince returned from the Imperial Study he had locked himself inside his room. He didn't even eat dinner. Nucai doesn't know what happened. Young Master, quickly go and check His Highness."

Mei Qian Deng complied and went. When Chu Xun was in foul temper, unless the Emperor or the Empress came, he wouldn't open the door. When Mei Qian Deng called at the door, Chu Xun still opened the door. Mei Qian Deng figured this time the Crown Prince's mood was not too bad. It just that when he opened the door, he hang down his head in downcast.

"Crown Prince, Nan Bai Cheng had agreed to treatment." For the sake of making Chu Xun happy, the first thing Mei Qian Deng said was this good news.

However, there was not much happiness in Chu Xun's expression as he resentfully asked, "Oh, why he changed his mind? It can't be you boor forced him, right?"

"Grand Princess told Lord Nan, when Xue Dan pa.s.sed away Anxi had a snowstorm. Who can be sure that that is because Xue Dan had a grievance? She sent this snow, maybe it is a farewell or maybe she wished Nan Bai Cheng to start over again. After all, the current incident from a different angle is simply because this is a seldom seen snow."

Chu Xun pursed his lips. He suddenly felt other people were too unreasonable, making a fuss out of small issue.

Hence, he only made an "Oh" sound and turned around preparing to close the door.

Unexpectedly, he was blocked by Mei Qian Deng. He was surprised he couldn't close the door. Chu Xun got angry. "Mei Qian Deng, what are you doing? Are you rebelling?!"

"Xiao Jing Zi said you didn't eat dinner."

"Not eating!"

"Then, practise together?"

"Not practising!"

"I bring you out of palace to play?"

"Not playing!"

Mei Qian Deng really couldn't think of other idea to comfort the Crown Prince. So, she cupped her hand in another fist in salutation. "Then, I'm leaving."

"You're not allowed to leave!"

What actually happened to His Highness Crown Prince?!

[A Mini Theatre]

Since Nan Bai Cheng had agreed to the treatment, Xie Yun immediately sent the Grand Princess inside. She was still calm as she said, "Princess, I will have to request you to take care of inside. Later, whatever I ask, you just answer it. The more thorough the answer, the better."

The Grand Princess looked at Mei Qian Deng in utter confusion. Her meaning was: Isn't Mei Qian Deng supposed to go inside and hit the person unconscious first?

Xie Yun waved her hand. "Previously, it's because I'm afraid the patient will not cooperate. Actually, it's better when awake to check his reaction. To treat the illness, it has to be diagnosed as accurate as possible."

The Grand Princess hardened herself as she entered. Then, she heard Xie Yun gave direction from outside, "Princess, first you remove the trousers of the patient inside. Then, tell me the appearance of that thing down there. The normal one will be……"

"Bengong is still lighting up the candle on the wall."

"Oh oh, alright. Let's take this slowly." Xie Yun sat down and sat cross-legged while poising one foot in the air. She dug inside her medicine-chest and took out a bag of sunflower seeds. On the spot she started to crack the sunflower seeds. She even winked her eyes at Mei Qian Deng.

"Princess, are you done?"

"En."

"Then, I will continue. You approximate the size of the patient's organ. Is there any changes? Are the two eggs still around? Try and feel it with your hand. Is there any unusual protrusion? Does the patient feel a stab of pain? You go and rub around, look at the patient's reaction."

…… (From beginning to the end, it was too filthy!) ……

Princess, princess?! Princess, are you still online?

Mei Qian Deng listened the interaction from the start until the end. To let the Grand Princess and Nan Bai Cheng be together, to let the Crown Prince win the bet, female warrior Mei too had worked hard.

[1] Literally, this common people

[2] Also known as Zhan Huo, an ancient Chinese politician with eminent virtue. According to the legend, during a winter in the Spring and Autumn Period, Liu Xia Hui met a homeless, beautiful woman at the city gate. He was afraid that that woman would freeze herself to death. At that time, there was no ambulance nor police so he could only tell her to be hugged by him to warm herself. Then, he removed his outer clothes to cover her tightly and they stayed like this for a whole night yet no improper act ever occurred between them.

Translated by HaruOngy at Geniusly Plain (If you can see this line, you must have read this in the aggregator site which illegally steal various works. Be shameful of yourself for not appreciating the translator's hard work. Don't think only you want to have it the easy way. Support the fanbase and translator!)