The Adventure Of Holy Beast Bai Xiaoli Chapter 23: Don't Expect To Get Back Anything Out Of My Stomach.

Proofread by Claire.KK

The captains of the two top teams in Tianjing College both give their personal invitations to Bai Xiaoli. This is enough to make the other schoolfellows around green with envy. There's no need to bother at all, because choosing either Chi Wei or Black G.o.d will be better than joining Grey Wolf.

All the people are nervously staring at Bai Xiaoli, waiting his answer.

Bai Xiaoli swallows his s...o...b..r and asks, "Can I eat first?"

What the h.e.l.l—!

It's the inner voice of all the people.

Cang Yan cannot help laughing, "Yes, take it."

Bai Xiaoli is excited with joy and starts immediately to eat without the slightest hesitation.

Joyce completes the form for Bai Xiaoli as quickly as he can, "Sign here, this application form will come into force."

"Pah!"

Bai Xiaoli makes a handprint directly on the application form with his greasy tiny hand.

"Stamp."

All people: "…"

What the h.e.l.l! He's a simpleton? There is someone who uses stamp and fingerprint, but use a greasy hand to stamp the form?

Joyce is astonished; he feels like something's wrong.

Cang Yan dumbly takes out an inkpad and pa.s.ses it to Bai Xiaoli, "Use this."

"Pah," Bai Xiaoli directly puts the other hand into the ink, and then slaps on the application form, so, the application form definitely comes into force.

Watching the scene, Vivian is frozen.

Xie Anshen also becomes silent.

Bai Xiaoli talks while eating: "One more, for Lanlan."

Cang Yan doesn't understand, "Who is Lanlan?"

Bai Xiaoli says, "His name is Long Lan; he wants to join the support staff."

Cang Yan mutters, "Where he is?"

Bai Xiaoli shakes his head, "I don't know."

Cang Yan: "…"

As soon as Long Lan arrives, he finds the whole crowd frozen in astonishment and the table full of empty plates. Long Lan feels that maybe what he's thinking is not true. Who will set up a stall to sell food in the campus in the early morning? 

Long Lan squeezes over, "Xiaoli, what are you doing here?"

Seeing Long Lan's here, Bai Xiaoli asks, "Where have you been?"

Long Lan feels speechless, "That's what I'm asking. I can't find you soon after filling out the form, what are you doing here?"

Bai Xiaoli holds his chin up and says proudly: "Lord Bai is here eating meat, they invite me."

Hearing this so familiar word "Lord Bai", Cang Yan is pretty sure that this guy is certainly [I Want Meat I Want Meat I Want Meat], and also his soul beast.

But why his soul beast is human being? He will certainly investigate it himself.

Long Lan is shocked and nearly drops his jaw on the ground. He finally understands why these people have such wired looks. Anyone who watches one person taking a dozen plates of meat must feel astonished, right?

"So…sorry, Xiaoli is childish. How much has he eaten? I'll pay you back."

Long Lan feels it strange. Who will prepare so many plates of meat in the early morning? For attracting others to come and eat? It's obviously a trap!

Cang Yan quickly gets to know that this person has unusual relations.h.i.+p with Bai Xiaoli, which makes Cang Yan think of the information obtained from the virtual world that [I Want Meat I Want Meat I Want Meat] is always together with [Tyrannosaurus Rex]. Since Bai Xiaoli shows ups for the first time in the virtual world, he always has battles with this [Tyrannosaurus Rex], and only with him. It really tells something. 

—They should know each other in the real life.

So this man is [Tyrannosaurus Rex]?

"Never mind, this is a reward of joining us for Xiao Li." Cang Yan is smiling, but also pondering in his mind.

Long Lan is stunned.

Bai Xiaoli speaks proudly: "Little Lanlan, I also sign you up; later you will be a member of the support crew of the team, and we shall eat meat together after winning the prize!"   

Long Lan instantly loses his head and asks: "Bai Xiaoli! You have just applied for joining Black G.o.d and submitted the application form; how can you come over to join another team?"

Hearing these words, the frozen Xie Anshen immediately resurrects with full blood, "Hhha, so Bai Xiaoli already belongs to our Black G.o.d. Cang Yan, you play so many tricks but get nothing in the end!"

With a smile, Cang Yan doesn't worry at all. Bai Xiaoli doesn't know how to fill in the form at all, so how can he sign himself up in Black G.o.d?

Soon after Xie Anshen's complacent words, Bai Xiaoli says, "Don't they refuse to accept you as a member of the support crew? Why join them? "

Long Lan is touched at this moment, so it's because of him that Bai Xiaoli gives up joining the top team Black G.o.d?

—He tries to neglect the tens of empty glittering plates on the table.

Xie Anshen takes a deep breath, "Who says we don't want support crew? We need them. I'm the captain, and I say that we need you to join the support crew."

Bai Xiaoli finally turns back and glances at Xie Anshen, which nearly makes Xie Anshen spellbound.

Beautiful, so deadly beautiful! He even fails to descript this sense of beauty. In a word, compared with Bai Xiaoli, all the other things in the world are cast into shade. It's an addicting beauty which hits directly the mind and n.o.body can resist on it.

Bai Xiaoli pats on his belly and says angrily, "You want me to vomit the meat I've eaten? No way!"

'What happens? It has any relation with the meat? Aren't you talking about the support crew? I've agreed that you can join us together with your support member, but now you're talking with me about the meat? f.u.c.king meat! In your eyes, is there anything else except meat?'

Cang Yan bursts into laughter; his handsome face becomes more attractive.    

Others may not understand, but he gets the meaning of Bai's words.

Bai agreed to join in Grey Wolf, so he ate the meat. Now requesting him to drop out Grey Wolf is like asking him to get out the meat he's eaten.

Xie Anshen grinds his teeth, "First come, first served. You've filled in the application form to join in Black G.o.d first. Even if we go to the dean office for justice, we will win."

Long Lan nervously raises his hand, "Excuse-me, I have something to say. It…it was…it was me who filled the application form of Black G.o.d. I couldn't find him before he could come to sign up himself."

"…" Xie Anshen takes a deep breath and gets almost choked by these words.

"Puff—hhhha...killing me, hhhha…" Joyce can't help himself but to laugh out.

The long face of Xie Anshen nearly hangs down to the ground.

Today Xie Anshen really loses his face, and he attributes all these grudges to Grey Wolf.

"Grey Wolf, you wait and see. If you are qualified to be in the match, I'll write my name Xie Anshen upside down from then on!"

"Let's go!" After throwing this malicious declaration, Xie Anshen turns back and leaves with his team members.

Seeing that there's no chance to get anything useful, Vivian also wants to leave. But instead of leaving together with her, Ma Nan walks towards Bai Xiaoli.

"Bai Xiaoli, I challenge you now."

Bai Xiaoli looks at this challenger while eating his carry-on dried meat.

"If I accept your challenge as you want, your Lord Bai will lose the esteem."

Ma Nan becomes angry, "If you don't dare to accept it, then admit here that you are a good-for-nothing!"

Bai Xiaoli chews slowly his dried meat and says, "Now it's still in the morning."

Ma Nan is totally confused, challenge has any necessary relation with time?

Long Lan explains with good intentions, "He means to tell you that don't dream in the daytime."

Ma Nan is burned up, gritting his teeth,"You dare to accept my challenge or not!"

"I don't dare." Bai Xiaoli responds even without thinking for a second.

'I'm a good beast loving peace, and I will never fight with you.'

Ma Nan is stunned.

Going way off script? In general, when someone is challenging a person face to face, he should roar with blood rus.h.i.+ng to his head, "Let's battle, do you think that I'm afraid of you?" How can Bai Xiaoli give such a freak response? What to say in the next? Ma Nan suddenly feels so embarra.s.sed and doesn't know what to do…

It really cracks Joyce up that he has never seen such an interesting guy.

Chewing and swallowing, Bai Xiaoli looks at Joyce quizzically and asks, "What's interesting?"

Joyce can't stop laughing, "It's really funny."

"How funny is it?"

"Well…" Joyce stops laughing.

How funny is it? How can he know? If he doesn't know, then what is he laughing for?

Joyce suddenly gets lost in the endless loop of this question.

Watching that Joyce is dissed in the same way, Ma Nan feels a bit psychological balance.

Finally, Ma Nan can do nothing but leaves his words, "We'll see."

"I'll see the road." Bai Xiaoli replies lightly.

Ma Nan stumbles and almost falls to the ground.

'How could I continue to communicate with this jerk?!

Should Huaxia language be used in this way? Do you know how to use it, illiterate fellow?!'

There are many languages in the federal world, since people who survive from the dark ages rebuild their home, it's only more than one hundred years up to now. The number of languages depends on the number of countries rebuilt. Later, to have language unified, the federal world lists the popular languages by considering the quant.i.ties of the survivors who use a certain language.

Huaxia is a country with a large population, so Huaxia language becomes naturally one of the most popular languages. In addition to this, English is also a popular language in the federal world; we have to say that the popularization of English in one hundred year ago has greatly influenced the later generations.

Certainly, even if a person doesn't speak English, there's no problem at all for him or her to travel around in HuaXia.

Huaxia language is widely spoken in Tianjing City, so fortunately, Bai Xiaoli doesn't encounter any language shock. 

After people from the two teams left, Cang Yan seems to just realize, "You said just now you would only take a bit, but why all the plates are empty now?"

Bai Xiaoli who is eating his dried meat is embarra.s.sed at the moment.

He planned to eat it up during the chaos, then this guy wouldn't realize; however, actually he always remembers!

Bai Xiaoli says with a guilty conscience, "Little Lanlan, you pay for me."

"OK." Long Lan immediately takes out his bank card and hands it to Cang Yan.

His eyes narrowing, Cang Yan doesn't take the card, "No need."

It seems that the relation between Bai Xiaoli and this Long Lan is better than he has imagined. What's exactly their relation?

"Do you feel uncomfortable of eating so much meat at once?" Because Cang Yan hasn't seen the scene that Bai Xiaoli spends several hundred thousand federal currency eating meat at one seating, he can't imagine how big appet.i.te Bai Xiaoli has.

Bai Xiaoli shakes his head, "Not at all, it feels good."

All people become speechless.